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Date Night

January 24, 2013 — 1 Comment
Photo Courtesy MorBCN via flckr

Photo Courtesy MorBCN via flckr

Have some errands to do? Don’t want to cook tonight? Add one flower and you have the makings for a great date night! This is the next great post in my Marriage Advice Series, and I already shared how to stay healthy when you spouse has fallen ill, as well as some specific advice about the different rooms in your house. Since I am such a nice guy I figured I would also share how to turn boring errands and a lack of a desire to cook into a fun date night. Continue Reading…

The Five-Foot Rule

December 8, 2012 — 2 Comments

In life, you can never be too careful! So today, to help you stay safe I want to introduce you to the 5 Foot Rule (or if you prefer metric, The 1.524 Metre Rule). I have been applying this rule to my life for this past week and it has helped me greatly!

Unfortunately, this past week my lovely wife has been sick, she stayed home a few days from work, but now is on the mend. Timing-wise this could not have come at a worse time as I am in a Christmas Drama at my church and we are currently right in the middle of 4 shows in 3 days. Knowing that I had to stay healthy I implemented the Five Foot Rule. Continue Reading…

Tis the season to decorate trees! Here is a quick time-lapse video I did of Jen and  decorating our Christmas tree this year!

New Business Idea

October 25, 2012 — Leave a comment

Today, I had a great idea for a business, which I am pretty sure no person has thought of before. This business will replace all of those useless pyramid scheme people fall into. This new company is designed to game the system. We are going to do away with the old and usher in the new!

The problem with the old model of business used by Tupperware, Epicure, Pampered Chef, Mary Kay, Avon, and many many more, is that so many people sell only one of the product lines. In my new company you will be able to sell all of these products and many more. As a bonus, you will be able to recruit people to work under you, and you were receive a percentage of their sales for helping them out. Thus doing away with the pyramid scheme!

For info on how to sign up, send me a tweet!

When I Grow Up

September 26, 2012 — 1 Comment

When you were growing up, without meaning to, your family and friends tried and push you through the stages of life. When you are a kid, everyone asks “What do you want to be, when you grow up?” but it doesn’t stop there. Eventually you start dating, and suddenly the question becomes “When are you going to get married?” What is wrong with people? You finally get married and they still are not satisfied, now they start asking “When are you going to have kids?” and believe me, they are persistent with that question. Why then is it out of line for me to ask people if they have started planning their funeral? Continue Reading…